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Then, outta nowhere, it starts rainin’. Like, what the heck? I’m sittin’ there, guitar in hand, and I’m like, “Really, Dalby? You couldn’t wait five more minutes?” So, I dash to the nearest awning on Östra Storgatan. I’m huddled there, tryin’ to keep my guitar dry, and I see this old lady walkin’ her dog. The dog’s just chillin’, like it’s no big deal. I’m thinkin’, “That pup’s got life figured out.”

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