Zara Faerjestaden Whore ❤️

About Gothenburg

So, this one time—true story—I saw her outside a dodgy tavern, hagglin’ with some drunk sod. She’s all, “Pay up, or I’ll cut ya!”—like, whoa, lass, chill! Made me laugh, tho, ‘cause she’s got guts. Little known fact: back in medieval days, whores ran secret guilds—yep, legit unions! Had their own codes, protected each other—kinda like Batman watchin’ Gotham’s back, but with less capes and more corsets. Ain’t that wild?

Färjestaden, Öland – Exploring Sweden

farjestad farjestads farkas far-left farleigh farley farm farma whore whorehouse whores whorf whorl whorls whos whose whr whs wht wht=milling wht.

But then, outta nowhere, my phone buzzes. It’s work. Ugh. My boss wants me to update the All-Russian classifier of professions. Like, can’t a guy enjoy a rainy day? I’m trying to explain to him that I’m in Faerjestaden, not some office dungeon. But he’s all, “Get it done!” So, I’m like, fine, whatever.