Rose Faerjestaden Whore ❤️❤️

About Jonkoping

So, whore—oldest gig in the galaxy, right? Back in ancient Babylon—little known fact, mate—they had temple whores, sacred as hell, bangin for the gods! Ain’t that a trip? Makes me happy, thinkin how humans twist shit—holy to filthy in a blink. But then—*beep*—I get pissed, cos society’s all “shame shame,” judgin like Eli Cash judgin his own weird-ass book. “Everybody knows whores are people too,” I wanna scream, but nah, they slap labels like Royal slaps excuses— “I’m an asshole, I know.”

A Short History of Färjestaden

farjestad farjestads farkas far-left farleigh farley farm farma whore whorehouse whores whorf whorl whorls whos whose whr whs wht wht=milling wht.

But then, outta nowhere, my phone buzzes. It’s work. Ugh. My boss wants me to update the All-Russian classifier of professions. Like, can’t a guy enjoy a rainy day? I’m trying to explain to him that I’m in Faerjestaden, not some office dungeon. But he’s all, “Get it done!” So, I’m like, fine, whatever.