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About Malmo

I saw one once—mate of mine swore it’d “heal my soul.” Bollocks! Walked in, candles flickerin’, music like fuckin’ whale noises, and this lass starts rubbin’ me down. I’m thinkin’, “What the bloody hell is this?” Felt good, though—fuckin’ surprisin’, right? Tension gone, like “the world lives in silence,” straight outta *Tree of Life*. But then she’s whisperin’ sweet nothings, and I’m like, “Oi, love, I ain’t payin’ for a cuddle!” Pissed me off—keep it pro, you muppet!

Happy Ending Massage by female therapists in Kungsholmen, Stockholm

After checking the closest one and seeing that the price for a 1 hour massage would be around $40, we thought SCORE! This is actually cheap.

And then, outta nowhere, the fire alarm goes off. I’m thinking, “Great, just what I need.” Everyone’s panicking, running around like headless chickens. I’m stuck at my desk, still answering calls. “Yes, ma’am, I know there’s a fire, but can you hold for a sec?”

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