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Nasal nag comin’ atcha—Homer’d probly say it’s “fancy rubbin’ for pervs,” but nah, it’s deeper! Didja know it goes back centuries? Like, ancient Greeks were all oiled up, gettin’ frisky massages for “health.” Pfft, yeah right, “health”—wink wink! I read this nutty story once—some king paid gold for a sexual-massage sesh that lasted THREE DAYS. Three! Can ya imagine the cramps? I’d be screamin’, “My back! My freakin’ back!”

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Many have argued that sexualized banter is indicative of “masculine” culture, serving as a mechanism by which men construct masculine identity and dominance.

But then, I see a couple fightin’ nearby. Like, full-on yelling. I’m thinkin’, “C’mon, guys, not here!” It’s awkward, right? I just wanna enjoy my day. But they keep goin’ at it. I’m like, “Dude, take it to the streets of Lerum, not the park!”

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