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About Jonkoping

So, erotic-massage—‘tis no jest, mate! Been around since them randy Romans, or longer—little fact for thee: Egyptian scrolls show lasses kneadin’ pharaohs into bliss. Ain’t that a kicker? Makes me happy, thinkin’ of some dusty king groanin’ under oiled palms. Thou ever tried it? ‘Tis like a storm o’ calm washin’ o’er thy soul—muscles melt, loins perk up, ha! But I rage, aye, rage, when some cheap parlour botches it—greasy mitts fumbling like a sot with a lute. Once got a lass who jabbed me ribs—thought she’d kill me, not soothe me! “Death comes to us all,” I nigh shouted, straight outta the movie, y’know?

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First off, I had to rush to the lab on Lindomevägen. Ugh, traffic was a nightmare! I swear, I saw a snail pass me. I was like, “C’mon, people! It’s not that hard to drive!” Finally made it, but my coffee was cold. Cold coffee? No thanks!

Godwin Aguda scores two for Falkenbergs in Sweden