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Picture this, bruv—I’m at this dodgy massage joint, yeah, thinkin’ I’m just gettin’ me back clicked, but nah, it’s all handsy and steamy! I’m like, “Is it ‘cos I is black?” ‘cos the geezer’s givin’ me these mad looks while he’s oilin’ me up. Sexual-massage ain’t just yer bog-standard kneadin’, nah—it’s got that cheeky twist, that tingle that makes ya go, “Oi, what’s happenin’ here?!” Little known fact, fam—back in ancient China, they was usin’ this tantric malarkey to sort out emperors’ stress, proper randy emperors gettin’ their qi all sexy-like. Mad, innit?

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So, we grab some ladders and head out. The whole neighborhood’s watching. I’m climbing this tree, and I’m like, “This is not in my job description!” But the cat? It’s just chilling up there, looking down at us like we’re the crazy ones. I finally get it down, and the crowd goes wild! I’m feeling like a hero, but also like, “What am I doing with my life?”