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Fun fact—did ya know sex-dating’s been around forever? Romans had “lupercalia”—whippin’ each other for kicks, then bangin’. Wild shit, right? Nowadays, it’s all digital—sexts, nudes, “u up?” at 2 a.m. I love it, tho—gets my blood pumpin’. Once matched with this dude who sent a dick pic with a ruler next to it. A RULER! I was like, “I’m not a drainage!”—another “There Will Be Blood” gem. Cracked me up, but damn, bold move.

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It's Livgardet that uses them, not the royal guard per se. The guard rotates between regiments but I think K1 Livgardet does it more frequently and also uses.

So, I’m scrambling to get everything in order. I’m running around the office like a headless chicken. I trip over a chair, spill coffee everywhere. It’s a disaster. But hey, at least I made Lisa laugh. She’s like, “You should’ve seen that coming!” Thanks, Lisa. Real supportive.