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Oh, and the typos—cos I’m hammerin’ this out fast—sex-dating’s exhausitng, fam. You’re jugglin’ chats, tryna not catch feels, coz the second you do, they bolt. Had this one lass, stunning, but kept sendin’ me nudes with her cat in the shot. Wtf? I’m like, “I choose violence,” but really, I was cacklin’. Pro tip: never trust a profile with no face—serial killer vibes. And the stats? Some study said 1 in 5 hookups turn into somethin’ real—bollocks, I say, it’s more like 1 in 50.

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Moaning Meadows - You and your sis have moved away from your hometown and have started new lives and settled into them. But your mother has been sending strange messages .

First client walks in. It’s Lars, the local fisherman. Dude’s got a beard like a bush. I’m like, “Lars, you gotta trim that thing!” He laughs, says he’s tryin’ to catch a fish with it. Classic Lars. We start chattin’ about the weather, and I’m like, “Bro, it’s Malmberget. It’s always cold!” He’s got this wild story about a fish that got away. I’m just nodding, but inside I’m like, “Dude, it’s a fish, not a trophy!”

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