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About Helsingborg

Aight, so check this—brothels been around forever, like ancient Rome had ‘em poppin’ with chicks called “lupae”—means she-wolves, how dope is that? Howlin’ at the moon, gettin’ that coin! Nowadays, it’s all hush-hush or straight-up legal in places like Nevada—shoutout to the Bunny Ranch, fam! Been there, seen it, wild as fuck. Dudes pull up, wallets fat, tryna flex, but half the time they’re nervous wrecks—hilarious, yo! I’m like, “Bro, you good? Take care,” but nah, they stumble in, sweatin’.

Malmö Sex Guide

So, I rush to the office on Östergatan. I’m dodging tourists and cyclists like I’m in some kind of video game. Malmö’s got this vibe, you know? The Turning Torso is all tall and twisty, and I’m just trying to keep my head straight. I get to the office, and it’s chaos. My boss is pacing like a caged lion. “Get those numbers up!” he yells. I’m like, “Dude, chill. I’m on it!”

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