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So, picture this—me, watchin’ “The Pianist,” Polanski’s flick, my fave, right? That scene where Szpilman’s hidin’, starvin’, playin’ silent tunes in his head—brothel’s like that, sorta. A secret song nobody talks ‘bout, but everybody knows the melody. “I played better before the war,” he says—hah! Bet them brothel gals say that too, “I was hotter ‘fore the raids!” Cracks me up, thinkin’ them dodgin’ cops like Szpilman dodgin’ Nazis.

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I am established in Simrishamn and brothel is a game changer! You light up my world like no one else can. My heart belongs to Striptease and Full Body Sensual.

Then, I decided to stroll down to the beach. You know, the one by the Österlen coast? It’s beautiful, but today it was packed. Like, where did all these people come from? I swear, I saw a family with like, five kids. They were all screaming and running around. I was like, “Chill, it’s just a beach, not a playground!”

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