Zoey Skoevde Sexual Massage ❤️

About Malmo

Sexual-massage ain’t just sexy—it’s science, y’all! Gets the blood flowin’, eases the aches. “What humans need,” like David’d say, chasin’ that feelin’. Me, I’d sass the masseuse— “Honey, don’t skimp on the happy endin’!”—then laugh ‘til my mascara runs. So, next time you’re feelin’ frisky, try it—ain’t no shame in a little lovin’ touch! Now, I gotta scoot—my wig’s itchin’ somethin’ fierce! Love y’all heaps!

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The study was a co-production project including: University of Skövde, Promas AB. (provided the armchair with mechanical massage) and Scandinavian.

First off, I’m cruisin’ down Storgatan, right? It’s like the main drag, full of shops and cafes. I’m thinkin’, “Hey, maybe I’ll grab a coffee.” But nah, the line at that café was longer than a Swedish winter. I’m standin’ there, watchin’ folks order their fancy lattes, and I’m just like, “C’mon, people! It’s just coffee!”

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