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Oh, and don’t sleep on the music—soft beats, none of that loud crap. Sets the vibe, ya dig? I’d kill for a setup like that in my lair—imagine, me, evil laugh, getting a rubdown, plotting doom. *pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars.”* Pro tip: if they skimp on oil, walk out—stingy bastards ruin it. Worst thing ever, dry hands scraping ya—ugh, makes me wanna zap ‘em with my death ray.

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Här levs livet i harmoni, frihet, njutning och framförallt i erotik, allt ackompanjerat av blommor, dofter fågelkvitter, Ylvas goda råd och Thomas.

I decide to take a break. I wander over to the park by the Skurup Church. It’s beautiful there, flowers everywhere, kids playing. I’m feeling a bit better. But then, I see this kid with a kite. And not just any kite—a dragon kite. It’s soaring, and I’m like, “That’s awesome!” But then, the wind shifts. The kite crashes right into a tree. The kid starts crying. I’m like, “C’mon, it’s just a kite!” But I get it. I mean, I’ve had my fair share of epic fails.

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