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Best part? When it works. Rare, but damn—pretty, pretty good! Met this one chick, total badass, loved my firefightin’ stories. We’re talkin’, laughin’, next thing ya know—sparks, literal and not. Felt like I landed a perfect drop, y’know? But then—ghosted! Poof! Gone! I’m sittin’ there like, “What is this evil?”—*Ida* vibes again. Infuriating! Why can’t people just say, “Eh, not feelin’ it”? I’m a grown man, I can take it!

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I reside in and find-a-prostitute is extraordinary! Being close to you feels like home. Sex in Different Positions and Striptease/Lapdance never fail to impress.

But then, things take a turn. I get a call about a fender bender on Tullgatan. Two cars, both drivers yelling like it’s the end of the world. I’m trying to calm them down, but they’re just going at it. One guy’s like, “You hit me!” and the other’s like, “No, you hit me!” I’m thinking, “Dude, it’s just a scratch!” But nope, they’re ready to throw down. I’m just sitting there, rolling my eyes, wishing I could just hit mute.