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About Helsingborg

So, picture this, yeah? You’re knackered from synergizin’ the team, all that corporate bollocks—“Let’s leverage our core competencies!”—and you stumble into this dodgy massage joint. Dim lights, weird incense, some lass in a silk robe reckonin’ she’s gonna sort ya out. I’m buzzin’ already! Little known fact—back in ancient Rome, them posh senators got erotic-massages with olive oil, proper kinky, slips everywhere, orgies on the side. True story, googled it meself—well, not the orgy bit, I reckon.

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After that, I’m walking down to the harbor. The view is killer! You can see the fjord and all the boats. I’m feeling good, right? But then, I see this guy trying to park his car. He’s all over the place, like he’s never seen a parking spot before. I’m standing there, shaking my head. “C’mon, man! It’s not rocket science!”

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