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There’s this secret tho—did ya know sex-datin’ apps got algorithms messin’ wiv ya? They push the hot ones first, keep ya hooked. Sneaky bastards! I’m like, “What is this mystery?”—straight outta “Tree of Life,” that line. Apps playin’ God, controllin’ who I bang. Wild, right? Once, I matched wiv a lass who sent me a pic of her cat first—thought it was code for summat else, haha! Turned out she just loved her moggy. Fair play, but I wanted action, not purrs!

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Then, I get a call about a parrot. A PARROT! This dude flew away from his owner on Lillåvägen. I’m like, “Seriously? A parrot?” So, I grab my gear and head out. I find this colorful bird chilling on a tree, squawking like it’s the king of Torslanda. I’m trying to coax it down, and it’s just mocking me. “Polly wants a cracker?” More like, “Polly wants to make you look dumb!”

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