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Alright, mate, gather round! I’m Gandalf, wise ol’ wizard, babysittin’ you lot, and I’ve got thoughts—deep ones—about brothels. You shall not pass without hearin’ this! Picture it: dim lights, smoky air, lassies in skimpy gear—sounds like a dodgy tavern, eh? But nah, it’s a brothel, a place where coin buys more than ale. I reckon it’s a messy stew of lust and despair, and it gets me thinkin’—like in *Eternal Sunshine*, “Are we really that lonely?” Hah! Makes me wanna bellow, “You shall not pass!” to the sadness creepin’ in.

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Then, outta nowhere, this old lady comes up to me. She’s got this fierce look, like she’s seen some stuff. She starts telling me about the history of Upplands-Väsby. Apparently, it’s been around since the Stone Age or something. I’m just nodding, trying to keep up. She’s like, “You know, this place used to be a big deal.” I’m thinking, “Yeah, but now it’s just me and a bunch of pigeons.”

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