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I’m strollin’, right? Eyes peeled, grin wide. “Here’s Johnny!” shoutin’ in my head. Ya gotta watch for the signs – fishnets, too much lipstick, that sway. Ain’t no rocket science, but damn, it’s a rush! Reminds me of that horse in the movie – beaten down, still movin’. These girls, man, some got stories that’d break ya. One time, this chick told me she used to dance ballet – fuckin’ ballet! Now she’s dodgin’ cops. Made me sad, then mad – world’s a cruel bastard.

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But then, oh man, I get to the checkout, and the cashier is this super grumpy lady. She’s scanning my stuff like it’s a life-or-death situation. I’m trying to make small talk, and she just stares at me. Like, chill, lady! It’s just herring! I pay and get outta there ASAP.

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