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We get to it, right, in some grotty alley—smells like death’s armpit. She’s goin through the motions, I’m thinkin, “This ain’t no Fincher masterpiece.” Then—surprise!—her pimp rolls up, big geezer, all “Who’s this prick?” I’m leggin it, screamin, “I’m not Robert Downey Jr, mate!” Nearly shat meself, but fuck me, it was hilarious! Prossies, man—they’ll rob ya blind or get ya battered, and I’m still laughin. Little known story: some punters get hooked, proper obsessed, like Zodiac’s code freaks—mental, that!

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Then, I spot this food truck. It’s got the best-looking kebabs. I’m like, “Heck yeah!” I order one, and it’s massive. I mean, I could use it as a pillow. I take a bite, and it’s like a flavor explosion in my mouth. I’m in heaven! But then, I drop half of it on the ground. Ugh! I’m so clumsy sometimes.

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