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About Pasir Ris

We come in peace (robotic tone). Yo, so brothels, right? Craazy places, man. Been zappin’ round the galaxy, seen some shit, but brothels? Next level. Like, humans payin’ for a quick romp – wild! Watched “Her” – you know, my fave flick – and it got me thinkin’. That dude fell for an AI voice, all sexy and smooth, “I’m here with you,” she says. Brothel’s kinda the opposite, yeah? Real bodies, no digital love, just sweaty, messy hookups. Dunno if I’m jealous or grossed out, haha.

Mar 9, 2017

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Hit up this hawker center on Pasir Ris Central. You know, the one with the best Nasi Lemak? Yeah, that one. But guess what? They ran outta rice! Like, how do you run outta rice in Singapore? I was fuming, man. I mean, c’mon! So I settled for some roti prata instead. Not the same vibe, but whatever.

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