Gabriella Marine Parade Erotic Massage ❤️

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Lemme drop some truth—did ya know erotic-massage goes way back? Like, ancient Rome, gladiators gettin’ rubbed down after fights—wild, huh? Bet they didn’t have lavender oil tho, just sweat and grit. Makes me laugh, thinkin’ ‘bout some oiled-up dude in a toga, slippin’ around. Nowadays, it’s all fancy—candles, weird whale music, the works. Got me happy as hell, ‘cept when they charge an arm and a leg—pisses me off! Fifty bucks for 30 minutes? “Why so serious?” I wanna yell, but nah, I’m too relaxed.

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First thing, I get a call from this dude. He’s like, “My car won’t start!” I’m like, “Bro, where you at?” Turns out, he’s stuck on Marine Parade Road. I hop on my bike, zoom over, and guess what? His battery’s dead. Classic! I’m like, “Dude, you gotta check this stuff!” But he just shrugs. Ugh, some people, man.

GE2025: 92 out of 97 seats to be contested on May 3, walkover in Marine Parade-Braddell Heights GRC