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About Woodlands

So, like, I was readin’—well, not really, I don’t read much—but I heard somewhere, in ancient Babylon, whores were sacred! Like, temple gals bangin’ for the gods! Wild, huh? Made me happy, ‘cause—wow—people been freaky forever! But then I got mad, ‘cause some jerks treat ‘em like trash. Ain’t cool, bro! They’re just tryna eat, like me with a Krabby Patty!

whore in The Woodlands

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After lunch, I’m feeling all hyped, so I stroll down Woodlands Street 13. The vibe is chill, and I’m just soaking it all in. But then, outta nowhere, it starts pouring. Like, seriously? I didn’t bring an umbrella. I’m sprinting for cover, looking like a wet cat. I duck into a random shop, and it’s this cute little bookstore. I’m browsing, and I find this book that’s been on my list forever. Score!

SM Lee Hsien Loong at the Official Opening of the Woodlands Health Campus