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About Novo Mesto

We get to it, right, in some grotty alley—smells like death’s armpit. She’s goin through the motions, I’m thinkin, “This ain’t no Fincher masterpiece.” Then—surprise!—her pimp rolls up, big geezer, all “Who’s this prick?” I’m leggin it, screamin, “I’m not Robert Downey Jr, mate!” Nearly shat meself, but fuck me, it was hilarious! Prossies, man—they’ll rob ya blind or get ya battered, and I’m still laughin. Little known story: some punters get hooked, proper obsessed, like Zodiac’s code freaks—mental, that!

Sex In Ankara

First off, I hit up the local café on Cesta v Ankaran. You know, the one with the best cappuccinos? I’m there, half-asleep, and this barista, bless her heart, spills hot coffee all over my shirt. Like, come on! I’m an accountant, not a coffee stain model! I’m tryin’ to wipe it off, and she’s all, “Sorry!” I’m like, “Yeah, I’ll just add this to my list of ‘Things That Ruin My Day.’”

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