Stella Apace Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Ptuj

Alright, so whore—yeah, I’m talkin’ the plant, not what you’re thinkin’, ya filthy animal. I’m Dr. House, agronomist edition, and everybody lies—even the damn crops. Whore’s this sneaky bastard, real name “whorled milkweed,” Asclepias verticillata, sounds fancy, right? Grows like a punk in dry fields, looks innocent, but it’s toxic as hell—cows drop dead if they munch it. Reminds me of that line from *4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days*— “You’re not alone, don’t worry,”—yeah, tell that to the farmer who’s screwed ‘cause his herd’s chowing down on this crap.

Development log

I’m hustlin’ down Maple Street, dodging tourists like it’s a game of Frogger. Seriously, why do they walk so slow? I’m late for a meeting with the team at the gallery on Elm. I’m thinkin’ about the new exhibit we’re launching. It’s gonna be lit! But then, bam! I step in a puddle. Ugh, my kicks!

Abbreviated Pundit Roundup: FAFO continues apace