Allison Celje Brothel ❤️❤️❤️

About Velenje

Oi, mate, so brothel, yeah? Picture zis – me, Gru, sittin’ in me dark lair, thinkin’ ‘bout business, and BAM – Lightbulb! Brothel’s like ze goldmine nobody talks about, eh? Like in "Wolf of Wall Street," ya know, "I’m not fuckin’ leavin’!" – that’s me when I see profit in somethin’ shady. Brothels, they’re old as dirt, been around since Roman times, makin’ cash hand over fist. Fact is, in old Pompeii they found brothel menus – yeah, menus! – carved in stone, listin’ girls and prices. Crazy, right? Makes me wanna yell, "Sell me this pen!" to some ancient pimp.

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Alright, lemme tell ya 'bout Celje (si) – this city is somethin' else, I swear! So, listen up, buddy, I been livin' here for years, developin' that fancy dating app (yeah, smashin' it each day), and I gotta spill the beans, ya know? It's like one crazy mix of history, vibes, and a pinch of "Synecdoche, New York" magic – "I am dying. I am dying." Yup, just like that.

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