Emily Crnomelj Whore ❤️

About Velenje

Saw her once, near Red Square, freezin’ arse off. Skinny as a starved rat, eyes big, hollow—gollum gollum, made me twitch! Countin’ risks, I was—actuary brain spinnin’. Whore’s life expectancy? Shit, 35 tops, da? Vodka, johns, STDs—numbers don’t lie, precious! But she laughed, loud, like she owned the night. “Live fast, die young!” – straight outta the movie, swear it!

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But then, outta nowhere, this storm rolls in. I mean, one minute it’s sunny, and the next, it’s like the sky is falling. I’m sprinting back to the city center, dodging raindrops like they’re bullets. I duck into a café on Ulica Kranjska, and it’s packed! Everyone’s trying to escape the rain. I grab a seat, and the barista is this super chill guy. He’s like, “What’s your poison?” I’m like, “Just give me something strong!”

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