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So, picture this: I’m in King’s Landing, right, half-pissed on Arbor red, and there’s this whore—let’s call her Lysa, coz why not? She’s got eyes like Mia’s mum in *Fish Tank*, all sharp and tired, “You’re my little girl now,” she says, but it’s bollocks—she’s after me gold. I laugh, coz I see through it, I *know* things, see? She’s got this trick—little known fact—whores in the docks, they hum sea shanties while they work. Keeps ‘em sane, I reckon. Lysa’s hummin’ away, and I’m thinkin’, “Seven hells, this is fuckin’ poetry!” Made me happy, that did—somethin’ pure in the muck.

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Then I decide to grab some gelato. I mean, who can resist? I hit up this little place on Prijeko. They’ve got flavors like lavender and fig. I’m like, “What even is fig?” But I’m adventurous, so I go for it. OMG, it’s delish! I’m practically dancing in the street. But then, outta nowhere, this seagull swoops down and snatches my cone! Like, excuse me?! I’m standing there, mouth agape, like, “Did that just happen?”

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