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Oy, listen up, ya filthy animals! Me, Gru, da big dealer, gonna spill some tea ‘bout whores, ya? Lightbulb! Dat word’s tricky, like Hans Landa huntin’ down rats in *Inglourious Basterds*. Love dat flick—blood, guts, and style, baby! Whore’s got layers, like Shosanna’s revenge plot, ya feel me?

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So yeah, Horjul, you crazy little town. You’ve got your quirks, but I wouldn’t trade you for anything. Even if you do have the weirdest weather and the most unpredictable days. Here’s to more adventures, more štruklji, and hopefully fewer puddles!

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