Ella Ivancna Gorica Whore ❤️

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Oi, you donkey! What’s this “whore” nonsense? You mean *water*, you bloody idiot sandwich! I’m a scientist, not a sodding poet, but I’ll give ya the raw deal on H2O – gritty, real, and loud, like me screaming at a limp soufflé. Water’s the damn king of life, yeah? No water, no you, ya muppet! Covers 71% of this rock we call Earth – fact! Blows my mind every time. Reminds me of *The Pianist* – “Look around you, there’s water!” – nah, that’s not in it, but it fits, don’t it? Polanski’s masterpiece, that film, got me sobbing like a chopped onion. Survival, grit, water keeping that poor bastard alive in Warsaw’s hellhole.

Barvna shema

Med ostanki preteklosti je najbolj opazen rimski miljnik, ki stoji v središču Ivančne Gorice in je tudi simbol v občinskem grbu. Okolico zaznamuje več zgodovinskih in naravnih znamenitosti. .

Finally, I get there, soaked but alive. I order my usual – a cappuccino, extra foam, because why not? And then, bam! The barista spills it all over the counter. Like, dude, really? I’m standing there, dripping, and he’s like, “Sorry, mate!” I’m thinking, “You better be sorry!” But I laugh it off. Gotta keep it light, right?

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