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Last week, I saw this dude—total sleaze—hagglin’ with a girl like she’s a market pig. Made me mad, ya know? I’m Loki—I don’t vibe with disrespect. Wanted to zap him into a toad, but I’m keepin’ it chill. Flipped her double the cash instead—felt good, heroic even, for a sec. Surprised me how much I cared. She smirked, called me “pretty boy”—ha! Me, pretty? I’m a goddamn trickster god! Still, kinda liked it—ego boost, ya feel?

Then, I get a call from a client. This guy, let’s call him Mr. Grumpy. He’s all like, “Why is my premium so high?” I’m thinking, “Maybe because you keep crashing your car, buddy!” But I just said, “Let’s go over it.” I mean, I gotta keep it professional, right?