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Hey dude, so I’m a carpenter, right? And I’m thinkin’ bout this tool—whore, I mean, *whoa*, total brain fart there, I meant “bore” but nah, let’s roll with *whore*, way funnier. So, whore’s this badass drill bit, spins like crazy, makes holes in wood like it’s freakin’ pissed off or somethin’. I’m sawin’ planks one day, and bam, whore just chews through like, “Get outta my way, Sadness!”—yep, straight outta *Inside Out*, my fave flick. That lil blue chick, Sadness, woulda been like, “Oh no, the wood’s crying now,” haha, so lame but so true.

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What happened that night is not something that could be seen as prostitution. An act of prostitution had been intended on both sides but none had taken place. What happened .

Next, I hit up the local café on Ulica 1. maja. I ordered a slice of potica, and let me tell ya, it was heavenly. I was in my happy place, just munching away. But then, my phone buzzed. A text from my boss. “Need that report ASAP.” Ugh, seriously? I’m in Litija! Can’t a guy enjoy his potica in peace?

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