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What pisses me off? People judgin’ it—like, “Oh, it’s dirty!” Mate, it’s therapy with a twist! Gets the blood pumpin’, heart racin’, like when Aldo Raine scalps Nazis—pure adrenaline. I tried it once, right? This chick’s hands were magic—thought I’d levitate off the table. Surprised me how it’s less bout sex, more bout feelin’ every damn nerve screamin’, “Oh, yes, Herr Lieutenant!” Straight outta Tarantino’s playbook—tension, release, bam!

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First call comes in at 8 AM. Some dude on the other end is all frantic. “I can’t find my way to Prešeren Square!” Like, bro, it’s literally the heart of the city! I’m tryin’ to explain, “Just follow the river, man!” But he’s like, “What river?” I’m like, “The Ljubljanica, duh!” I swear, some people just don’t get it.

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