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Me fave bit? When the masseuse—some nimble nymph—whispers, “Relax, thou knotty beast,” and thy spine turns to jelly. Last time I tried, I swear, I floated off like that boat in Kim Ki-duk’s film, “adrift on life’s lake.” But—here’s the rub, ha!—some parlors be dodgy. Got meself in one, all dim lights and weird incense, and the lass says, “Fifty quid extra, love?” For what, a bloody toe tickle? Pissed me right off, it did—felt like a rat in a trap, gnashin’ me teeth!

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Finally, I manage to free myself, and I’m like, “Okay, that’s enough excitement for one day.” I head back home, thinking about how Mozirje is full of surprises. I mean, one minute you’re helping an old lady, the next you’re stuck in a tree.

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