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About Ljubljana

Brothels ain’t just sex dens, nah, they’re history lessons! Back in old Rome, they had lupanars – wolf dens, ‘cause the girls howled for clients, haha! Crazy, right? Mr. T digs that trivia, keeps it real. Today, they’re hidin’ in plain sight – massage parlors, sketchy bars. Bust one last week, smelled like cheap perfume and regret. Found a ledger, cash flowin’ like a damn river, pissed me off – “My hands are tied!” like Solomon said, but I ain’t stoppin’.

1. Wenceslas Square

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So, I’m walking down Cesta 1. maja, and I see this dude trying to parallel park. Like, come on, man! It’s not rocket science! He’s going back and forth, back and forth. I’m standing there, just waiting for him to nail it. Spoiler alert: he didn’t. He ended up bumping into a trash can. I couldn’t help but laugh. I mean, who needs a comedy show when you’ve got Podlehnik drivers?

Introducing stage 3 (6. 6.): Majšperk - Ormož (173.4km)