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What gets me hyped? The tech of it—those pressure points? Mapped tighter than a Starlink constellation. Happy as hell when they hit that spot—ya know, the one that’s like, “I am a free man!”—boom, Chiwetel Ejiofor vibes from the flick. But man, I got pissed once—dude was half-assin’ it, like a Boring Company intern on day one. I’m like, bro, commit or GTFO, this ain’t a Tesla recall. Surprised me how some spots—uh, lower quadrant—can zap ya awake faster than a triple espresso. Meme alert: “When she says ‘just a massage’ but now you’re broke and callin’ her ‘senpai.’”

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First customer walks in. Old dude, probably been around since dinosaurs roamed. He’s got a cart full of stuff—like, seriously, who needs 10 jars of pickles? I mean, I love pickles, but c’mon! He’s fumbling with his wallet, and I’m just standing there, tapping my foot, thinking, “Dude, I got a line forming here!” Finally, he pays in coins. COINS! I’m counting them like I’m in a heist movie.

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