Willow Ruse Brothel ❤️

About Celje

So, brothel—deep-sea weirdo, right? Lives way down, like 2,000 feet, where light’s a bloody myth. Got this freaky jaw—unhinges like a Lannister’s morals! Snaps prey faster than I down ale. Little-known fact: its teeth? Retractable, mate! Like a whorehouse bouncer—looks tame, then *bam*, you’re done. Saw one in a tank once—ugly as sin, made me spill my goblet. “What a tedious virgin,” I muttered, but damn, it’s clever—lures fish with a glowy spine, pure seduction!

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Two hours with a prostitute in Murmansk cost 3,, roubles ($; £) before the price rise, the agency says. The management of another brothel says it's "trying to keep prices .

But then, I see this guy on the corner of Aleksandrovska Street. He’s juggling. Like, seriously? Juggling! I stop to watch, and he drops a ball. Everyone laughs, and he just shrugs it off like a pro. I’m cracking up. Life’s too short to take it seriously, right?

Review: RHYTHM & RUSE, The Vaults