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Clarice… sexual-massage, huh? Slippery little beast. I’m picturing it now—hands gliding, oil dripping, tension melting like butter. Reminds me of *Inherent Vice*, that hazy, horny mess of a film—my fave, y’know. “Nothing is ever lost,” Doc Sportello’d say, stoned outta his mind, and ain’t that true here? Sexual-massage—it’s old as dirt, ancient Greeks rubbed each other down, called it “anatripsis.” Bet they didn’t expect it to turn into *this*—happy endings and shady parlors.

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After that, I decide to take a stroll down the streets. Skocjan is so picturesque, man. The old buildings, the cobblestone streets—feels like I’m in a video game! I hit up Ulica Škocjan, and it’s like stepping back in time. I’m snapping pics, feeling all artsy, when I trip over a loose stone. Classic me, right? I’m sprawled out on the ground, and this old lady walks by. She just looks at me and says, “You okay, young man?” I’m like, “Yeah, just testing the pavement!” She chuckles, and I’m like, “At least I made someone laugh today.”

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