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So, sex-datin’, huh? It’s like a big ol’ stew—sometimes it’s spicy, sometimes it’s just plain funky. I tried it once—swear to Jesus, I did! Got me a date with this guy, thought he’d be smoother than a buttered biscuit. Nope! Showed up smellin’ like a wet dog, talkin’ bout his ex the whole dang time! Made me madder than a wet hen! I was sittin’ there, sippin’ my sweet tea, thinkin’, “This ain’t no culinary masterpiece—this here’s a disaster!” Like Linguini in the kitchen, flailin’ around with no clue!

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I’m trying to keep my cool, but inside, I’m fuming. I mean, I just wanted to enjoy my pie in peace! But then, the kid’s mom comes over, all apologetic, and she offers me a free drink. I’m like, “Okay, fine, I’ll take it.” Turns out, she’s super nice, and we end up chatting about Smartno-pri-Litiji’s hidden gems. She tells me about this cool hiking trail near the river. I’m like, “I need to check that out!”

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