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So, lemme tell ya—met this chick online once. Profile said “adventurous,” I’m like, cool, let’s roll! Turns out, she meant sex in a cave. A CAVE, man! Pitch black, bats flyin’, my ass scrapin’ rocks. Thought I’d die happy—or just die. Laughed my head off after—still smell the damp. Little secret? Miners used to hook up underground—true story! Old timers called it “shaft shaggin’.” History’s freaky, huh?

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But then, I see a squirrel. This little dude is bold! He’s stealing someone’s sandwich! I’m cracking up. Like, who knew squirrels had such guts? I’m laughing so hard, I almost forget my day was a mess.