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Once heard this story—Victorian blokes paid for “massages” in dodgy parlors, wink-wink, nudge-nudge. Proper sneaky, those uptight gits! Makes me wanna grab ‘em by the collar—“What are ya doin’, you soggy biscuit?!” Love the chaos of it, though—total madness, hands flyin’, oil spillin’, like a kitchen on fire! Hate when they get all creepy, though—keep it pro, you wankers! Oh, and the smells? Lavender crap everywhere, gimme a break! “Righteous human!”—nah, more like righteous rip-off! Still, when it’s good, it’s bangin’—leaves ya floatin’ like Nemo on a current. You tried it, mate? Don’t be a prat—give it a go!

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So, I’m strolling down Cesta 1. maja, right? Just minding my own biz, when I see this old lady. She’s trying to cross the street, but like, she’s moving at a snail’s pace. I’m like, “C’mon, lady! I got places to be!” But then I see her struggling, and I’m all, “Okay, chill, help her out.” So I rush over, and she’s like, “Thank you, young man!” with this huge smile. Made my day, honestly.

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