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So, erotic-massage—growling, “The shadows betray you”—it’s this dodgy little secret, been around forever, right? Ancient Rome, them posh emperors got it on the regular, slaves kneadin’ their backs with spiced oils, probs smirkin’ the whole time. Little known fact—massage joints back then doubled as brothels, sneaky buggers, and I’m here thinkin’, “Bloody hell, that’s genius!” Makes me happy, that cheeky hustle—beats a punch-up any day. But what pisses me off? Modern spas actin’ all high and mighty, chargin’ a fortune for a tease—nah, mate, keep it real, gimme the grit.

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Lass Dich entführen, in die sinnliche Welt der Erotic-Massage! Und weil man so schön: sagt: „Das Auge isst mit“ führen wir alle Massagen im erotischem Outfit durch. Unsere charmanten, warmherzigen und lei-denschaftlichen Masseurinnen entführen dich aus dem Alltag und lassen dich Raum und Zeit vergessen.

But then, my computer crashes. Are you kidding me? I’m staring at the screen like it just insulted my mother. I’m frantically rebooting, praying to the tech gods. Finally, it comes back, and I’m like, “Phew!” But I lost precious time.

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