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Here’s the kicker: meetup’s at some dive bar. I roll up, thinkin’, “This is peak chaos engineering.” She’s there, smokin’ a cig, lookin’ bored. “You’re late, genius,” she snaps. I’m like, “Traffic’s a simulation glitch, sue me.” She laughs—dry, sarcastic, my kinda gal. Fun fact: prositutes in Amsterdam once unionized—badass, right? Power to the hustle. We chat, she’s chill but sharp—cuts thru my nerd BS like a plasma torch.

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I finally get inside, and there’s this dude, just sitting there, looking all guilty. I knock on the door, and he’s like, “I can’t come out!” I’m like, “Bro, it’s not a horror movie. Just open the door!” Turns out, he was just too embarrassed to face the music. Classic Tabor moment, right?

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