Esme Vojnik Brothel ❤️

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Favorite part? The weird shit ya hear. Like, there’s this brothel in Amsterdam, got a room with mirrors EVERYWHERE—ceilin’, walls, freakin’ floor! Guy told me he went in, got so dizzy he fell off the bed, cracked his damn skull. I’m dyin’ laughin’, picturin’ this mook, pants down, bleedin’ on the shag carpet. “Sand is overrated, it’s just tiny rocks”—that’s what I’d tell him, y’know, from the movie. Life’s messy, brothels even messier.

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Train, bus or fly from Brežice to Municipality of Vojnik? The best way to get from Brežice to Municipality of Vojnik is to train which takes 3h 5m and costs €6.

Finally, I get to the office, and guess what? My computer decides to play dead. Just my luck, right? I’m like, “C’mon, not today!” I’m staring at the screen, and it’s just a spinning wheel of doom. I could’ve sworn I heard it laughing at me. So, I grab my coffee—thank God for that—head to the break room, and there’s Mark, my coworker, munching on a donut. I’m like, “Dude, save some for the rest of us!” He just grins, crumbs flying everywhere. Classic Mark.

A Croatian soldier has a 67 percent higher salary than his Serbian counterpart