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Now, lemme sling some dirt—did ya know, back in Victorian days, docs used “pelvic massage” to fix “hysteria”? Bloody hell, they’d rub women ‘til they—well, “calmed down.” Quacks with a wink, eh? Makes me chortle, thinkin’ of some prim gent in a top hat, “We shall fight this tension, madam!” Fast forward, I reckon it’s less hush-hush now—thank gawd! Nothin’ pisses me off more than prudes actin’ like touch is a sin. Oi, lighten up, ya stiffs!

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After my caffeine fix, I decide to check out the Danube River. It’s beautiful, man. The water sparkles like diamonds. I’m standing there, taking it all in, when I see this group of tourists trying to take a selfie. They’re all crammed together, and one dude is holding a giant inflatable unicorn. I mean, who brings that to Bratislava? I can’t help but laugh.

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