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Oh, and don’t sleep on the music—soft beats, none of that loud crap. Sets the vibe, ya dig? I’d kill for a setup like that in my lair—imagine, me, evil laugh, getting a rubdown, plotting doom. *pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars.”* Pro tip: if they skimp on oil, walk out—stingy bastards ruin it. Worst thing ever, dry hands scraping ya—ugh, makes me wanna zap ‘em with my death ray.

Bratislava

So, I finally make it to the river. It’s beautiful, honestly. The water’s glistening, and I’m feelin’ all poetic. But then, I see this group of kids. They’re throwin’ rocks, and I’m like, “Dude, chill! You’re scaring the fish!” But they don’t care. They’re just laughin’ and havin’ a blast. I mean, I get it, but come on!

Carson Briere signs with Slovak Extraliga team, months after wheelchair incident