Hannah Piestany Whore ❤️

About Presov

So, here’s the deal—I knew this chick, right? Street name was Candy, real name probly somethin’ lame like Carol. She worked the corner by the old gas station, fuckin’ legend says she once banged a dude for a half-eaten Big Mac. Swear to God, motherfucker, I saw her one night, struttin’ in heels so broke they wobbled like a drunk asshole. Made me laugh, shit! “You’re my friend,” I wanted to yell, like Oskar in the flick, but nah, she’d just flip me off.

Introduction

I’m feelin’ good again, until I hear this loud crash outside. We rush out, and there’s a guy who just knocked over a whole stand of souvenirs. I mean, come on! It’s like a scene from a comedy. Everyone’s laughin’, and I’m just shakin’ my head.

Slovakia has no sea, but it will have islands