Delilah Turzovka Brothel ❤️❤️

About Nitra

So, brothels—check this! They’re old as dirt. Like, ancient Rome had ‘em, called lupanars. Stinky, sweaty, loud—gross, dude! Makes me mad, thinkin’ how dudes just rolled in, no shame. But also—kinda funny? Like, “Is mayonnaise an instrument?” level dumb! Imagine some toga guy askin’ that while payin’ for a quickie. Hilarious!

Current situation

Prostitute · Spanking (give) · Anal Sex (depends on the size) · Full Body Sensual Massage · Dirtytalk · Striptease/Lapdance · Classic Sex · Anal Sex · Tantric massage.

Then, the real kicker. I’m walking down the street, and I see this massive pothole on Karpatská. Like, it’s a crater! I’m thinking, “Is this a road or a moon landing site?” I snap a pic for my social media, caption it “Turzovka’s new tourist attraction.” I mean, come on!

M. Glváč: Nepamätám si horšiu profesijnú úlohu, ako priviezť mŕtveho vojaka a rozlúčiť sa s ním na pohrebe