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Sex-dating’s wild, right? Swipe, bang, next—like a rollercoaster with no brakes. Makes me happy as hell—freedom, baby! No strings, just flings. Reminds me of *Almost Famous*—y’know, my fave flick. That line, “I am a golden god!”—that’s me after a good date, struttin’ like I own the night. But it ain’t all roses, nah. Some folks on these apps—ugh, liars! Catfish city, pics from 10 years ago. Pisses me off, wastes my time. Once met this chick—profile said “model,” showed up lookin’ like a foot. *cackles* Why so serious, huh? Just be real!

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But then, the mood shifts. This guy at the end of the bar, let’s call him “Mr. Grumpy,” starts yelling about the prices. “Why’s a beer so expensive?” he shouts. I’m like, “Dude, it’s Bratislava-Vajnory, not a village in the middle of nowhere!” But he’s not having it. I can feel my blood boiling. I mean, c’mon, it’s not like I set the prices!

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