Emily Martin Whore ❤️

About Martin

Favorite flick’s “Blue Is the Warmest Color” - oh man, that movie’s got heart! Adèle’s all lost in love, and I’m like, “whore’s got layers too!” Like, in the film, she’s eatin spaghetti, sauce everywhere, and I’m thinkin, “whore prolly eats messy too!” Little known fact - back in old France, “whore” wasn’t even an insult, just a job, like “baker” or somethin. Wild, right? Gets me all happy, thinkin how words flip over time.

Martin Luther (1483—1546)

Reason is the Devil's greatest whore; by nature and manner of being she is a noxious whore; she is a prostitute, the Devil's appointed whore; whore eaten by scab and leprosy who ought to be .

Anyway, I shake it off. I’m like, “Whatever, it’s just a shirt.” But then I hit up the local bakery on Hurbanova. Best pastries ever! I’m talkin’ about those trdelník things. I grab one, and it’s like heaven in my mouth. But then, I see this kid, right? He’s got chocolate all over his face, and he’s just staring at me like I’m the pastry god. I can’t help but laugh. Kids are hilarious.

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