Mari Modra Brothel ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Aight, so I’m the Gardener, huh? Say hello to my little friend! Brothel, man, it’s a wild fuckin’ spot. I’m talkin’ dirty, sweaty, real shit—none of that fake Hollywood crap. Kinda like *Almost Famous*, y’know? “You’ll meet them all again on the long journey to the middle!” That’s brothel vibes—lost souls bangin’ around, lookin’ for somethin’. I rolled up there once, pissed off ‘cause the bouncer eyed me like I’m some chump. Fuck that guy, man, I’m Tony fuckin’ Montana!

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Prostitution is illegal in non-regulated areas. Prostitution is legal in some locations (including pimping and maintaining a brothel).

After that disaster, I needed a pick-me-up. So, I headed to the local winery. Modra’s famous for its wine, right? I thought, “Why not?” I tried some white wine, and wow, it was like drinking sunshine. I was feeling all warm and fuzzy inside. But then, I overheard some tourists talking about how they thought Modra was just a sleepy town. I was like, “Excuse me? Have you seen the views from the hills?” I wanted to give them a tour, but I was too tipsy.

It’s the end of an era for a much-loved, recently hatted Fitzroy North bistro